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This upcoming dating sim lets you romance household objects turned absolute fittiesI’m thinking of asking out my kitchen sponge
I’m thinking of asking out my kitchen sponge
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Image credit:Team17
I keep seeing those adverts for that Ray-Ban and Meta collaboration, where like, they’re smart glasses that let you browse the web with your eyes? Anyway, yeah, they don’t appeal to me at all. Not as much as “Dateviator” glasses, which come courtesy of Sassy Chap Games and their upcoming dating simDate Everything!As the title suggests: you date everything, from kitchen sponges to lampshades, as they morph into absolute fitties once you’ve donned the special specs. It looks incredibly dumb but in the best possible way.
In what’s been coined as a “sandbox” dating simulator, the game sees you explore a home from a first-person perspective and don the Dateviator glasses to chat up everyday objects. We’re talking hoovers, cabinets, toasters, fridges - pop those glasses on and anything becomes 10/10 shaggable. While there’s not much info on exactly why or how or who or what is going on, the devs do say there’s a “critical path tying it all together”, with all dateable objects having three “relationship resolutions”: Love, Friend, or Hate. Imagine leaning in for a kiss with a nail clipper and getting pied. Unthinkable.
Date Everything | Announcement TrailerWatch on YouTube
Date Everything | Announcement Trailer
It has got me thinking, though. What household object in my home would I date? My coaster? My laptop sleeve? Truthfully, I think it would be my Sonic The Hedgehog lamp that isn’t actually of the character Sonic, but just the words “Sonic The Hedgehog”. Dear reader, what household object would you date? I am sure I won’t regret asking you such a thing.
There isn’t a release date yet, but you can follow the game over onSteamif you’re curious.
