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“Spell words with over 25 different letters” as you travel through “Yorkshire-sounding” places in puzzle RPG Sternly Worded AdventuresT’oblerone

T’oblerone

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Attacking a slime by spelling Toblerone in Sternly Worded Adventures.

Wait. What?! What do you shitting mean ‘Toblerone’ isn’t a word?

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Being denied the victory that is mine by right in Sternly Worded Adventures.

A bloody travesty, is what that is. I’ll show you sternly worded, mate. Here’s how the game describes itself. Although, as we’ve already established, it’s not above lying to your actual face.

The game also boasts over 8 different classes, 15+ enemies, 180+ items, and the chance to “Spell words with over 25 different letters”. That last one took me a second, but I actually forgive you for the Toblerone affront now.

The demo itself seems pretty generous, giving you a good chunk of adventure, plus “full access [to] both of the Wordle andMinesweeperinspired minigames, without limit.” Big fan ofWordle, despite never having played it, on account of it effectively allowing me to complain about Toblerones for a living.