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It’s a good day for an RPS Game Club live chat, and we’re talking Deathbulge: Battle of the BandsJoin us for some call and response at 4pm BST

Join us for some call and response at 4pm BST

Image credit:Rock Paper Shotgun/Five Houses LLC

Image credit:Rock Paper Shotgun/Five Houses LLC

A singing bird summons an audience during a battle in Deathbulge: Battle of the Bands.

Do you have someNic-style anecdotes of band lifeto share? Do you want to call me a philistine fornot generally liking turn-based games? Do you hold an opinion on Deathbulge outside of those two extremely narrow examples? Come join the chat and let us know below, once the liveblog tool goes live.

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12:17 pmUTCWhat’s up, rock nerds. See you back here at 4pm BST / 11am ET / 8am PT.

What’s up, rock nerds. See you back here at 4pm BST / 11am ET / 8am PT.

15:01 pmUTCWhat’s up my fellow string noodlers? Check out this sick riff I just learned boots the door down and starts playing Wonderwall

What’s up my fellow string noodlers? Check out this sick riff I just learned boots the door down and starts playing Wonderwall

15:01 pmUTCHello Wemblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Hello Wemblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

15:02 pmUTCI also like kicking doors.

I also like kicking doors.

15:03 pmUTCWhat’s the difference between a real drummer and a drum machine? You only have to punch commands into a drum machine once! Whey! I’ll be here for the next fourteen minutes until they realised I snuck through the back!

What’s the difference between a real drummer and a drum machine? You only have to punch commands into a drum machine once! Whey! I’ll be here for the next fourteen minutes until they realised I snuck through the back!

15:03 pmUTCI think it’s a testament to the quality of Deathbulge’s door-kicking that literally three of us, all independently, prepared to pitch an article about it before remembering Alice had doneone for supportersages ago.

I think it’s a testament to the quality of Deathbulge’s door-kicking that literally three of us, all independently, prepared to pitch an article about it before remembering Alice had doneone for supportersages ago.

15:05 pmUTCIt’s the way they animate all the different ways the doors have completely demolished people’s houses though. And they’ll just sit there and be like ‘everything is fine, this is fine’. Genius.

It’s the way they animate all the different ways the doors have completely demolished people’s houses though. And they’ll just sit there and be like ‘everything is fine, this is fine’. Genius.

15:05 pmUTCBut it’s really fucking good door-kicking though! Proper committment to the bit. My favourite spin is the dude who shows up on the side of a mountain dressed as a door, and after you kick him (obviously) he’s just all “Thanks mate, nice one”

But it’s really fucking good door-kicking though! Proper committment to the bit. My favourite spin is the dude who shows up on the side of a mountain dressed as a door, and after you kick him (obviously) he’s just all “Thanks mate, nice one”

15:06 pmUTCpete says:Behind door kicking, what’s the second best thing in the game?Can I posit: the facial expressions?

pete says:Behind door kicking, what’s the second best thing in the game?Can I posit: the facial expressions?

15:07 pmUTCI’m a big fan of all the different ability names, especially all the numerous ways the game finds to say “very loud bassline'.

I’m a big fan of all the different ability names, especially all the numerous ways the game finds to say “very loud bassline'.

15:08 pmUTCpete says:Behind door kicking, what’s the second best thing in the game?I lived for Scrumptious’s booty dancing after every conversation. But yes, the ultra-detailed portraits of the characters were also brilliant.

pete says:Behind door kicking, what’s the second best thing in the game?I lived for Scrumptious’s booty dancing after every conversation. But yes, the ultra-detailed portraits of the characters were also brilliant.

15:09 pmUTCoh, and all the bass-themed jokes

oh, and all the bass-themed jokes

15:12 pmUTCWhat I’d like to know, James, is if Deathbulge has inspired you to range further afield to the bountiful crop of other turn based games? Is a complete Final Fantasy series run in your future, or does Deathbulge alone make such polite combat protocal bearable for you?

What I’d like to know, James, is if Deathbulge has inspired you to range further afield to the bountiful crop of other turn based games? Is a complete Final Fantasy series run in your future, or does Deathbulge alone make such polite combat protocal bearable for you?

15:17 pmUTCIt’s unlikely, if I’m honest, though I’m probably more open to the possibility of trying them?

It’s unlikely, if I’m honest, though I’m probably more open to the possibility of trying them?

15:20 pmUTCI’ve actually been wondering if I like Deathbulge more, less or equally to LAD: Infinite Wealth, which also spices up turn-based fights but with a drastically different approach. That’s more traditional, mechanics-wise, but goes much bigger on spectacle than Deathbulge.

I’ve actually been wondering if I like Deathbulge more, less or equally to LAD: Infinite Wealth, which also spices up turn-based fights but with a drastically different approach. That’s more traditional, mechanics-wise, but goes much bigger on spectacle than Deathbulge.

15:21 pmUTCpete says:I know one of the things Alice loved about this game was how funny it was. Did you find it funny, and is it a specific type of funny?Yes! It’s actually much dryer and more witty than you’d expect from how colourful it is, but there’s also just plenty of goof. It leaves a lot of the more out-there humour to the art and animation though.

pete says:I know one of the things Alice loved about this game was how funny it was. Did you find it funny, and is it a specific type of funny?Yes! It’s actually much dryer and more witty than you’d expect from how colourful it is, but there’s also just plenty of goof. It leaves a lot of the more out-there humour to the art and animation though.

15:26 pmUTCI’d also like to posit just how great the premise is in general. I’m a sucker for Battle Royale type setups anyway, but I especially love just throwing an incredibly grim plot point into a comedy game like this.

I’d also like to posit just how great the premise is in general. I’m a sucker for Battle Royale type setups anyway, but I especially love just throwing an incredibly grim plot point into a comedy game like this.

15:26 pmUTCI like how - and I wish I could think of a less nationalistic word for this but - British the humour is. It’s got that slightly damp, yet evocative lexicon you might develop watching Channel 4 comedies.

I like how - and I wish I could think of a less nationalistic word for this but - British the humour is. It’s got that slightly damp, yet evocative lexicon you might develop watching Channel 4 comedies.

15:27 pmUTCAnd just the way of wording things is cute. “Active cheese”, Alice’s favourite example, has proper “top light” or “Big Tesco’s” energy.

And just the way of wording things is cute. “Active cheese”, Alice’s favourite example, has proper “top light” or “Big Tesco’s” energy.

15:30 pmUTCIt isveryBritish. To be fair I totally agreed with him. You don’t mix your cheeses or open a new one when you’re already halfway through your active cheese. That’s just madness.

It isveryBritish. To be fair I totally agreed with him. You don’t mix your cheeses or open a new one when you’re already halfway through your active cheese. That’s just madness.

15:30 pmUTCYou could have a level in Deathbulge set in the Big Tesco’s and it wouldn’t seem at all out of place.

You could have a level in Deathbulge set in the Big Tesco’s and it wouldn’t seem at all out of place.

15:32 pmUTCSpeaking of locales - and Nic, your piece about band life made me think of this too - the opening town honestly gave me flashbacks to mooching around music shops as a bass-wielding teenager. Even going into one, looking at the mods on sale, and walking out without buying anything was exactly what I used to do most Saturdays.

Speaking of locales - and Nic, your piece about band life made me think of this too - the opening town honestly gave me flashbacks to mooching around music shops as a bass-wielding teenager. Even going into one, looking at the mods on sale, and walking out without buying anything was exactly what I used to do most Saturdays.

15:33 pmUTCThe one thing it was missing was not being able to say “Just looking, thanks” to any of the shop NPCs.

The one thing it was missing was not being able to say “Just looking, thanks” to any of the shop NPCs.

15:36 pmUTCOh, for sure. Like, there’s so many indentikit high streets in the UK where if you removed any kind of live music culture, they’d just be a dull wasteland. The game felt really celebratory of that while also poking a bit of fun.

Oh, for sure. Like, there’s so many indentikit high streets in the UK where if you removed any kind of live music culture, they’d just be a dull wasteland. The game felt really celebratory of that while also poking a bit of fun.

15:37 pmUTCI_have_no_nose_but_I_must_sneeze says:You can have multiple active cheeses going as long as there’s the prospect of an emergency dinner party to avert disaster. I’ve lived to tell the tale.But then, are they different kinds of cheeses? And if so - doesn’t a blend of cheese all together in one meal create one singular, super cheese? So many questions.

I_have_no_nose_but_I_must_sneeze says:You can have multiple active cheeses going as long as there’s the prospect of an emergency dinner party to avert disaster. I’ve lived to tell the tale.But then, are they different kinds of cheeses? And if so - doesn’t a blend of cheese all together in one meal create one singular, super cheese? So many questions.

15:41 pmUTCHow nuts did everyone go in switching up their party with mods, custom beats etc.? I moved Ian from tank duty to damage dealing, but couldn’t live without speed-freak Faye and healer Briff, which largely means sticking to their defaults.

How nuts did everyone go in switching up their party with mods, custom beats etc.? I moved Ian from tank duty to damage dealing, but couldn’t live without speed-freak Faye and healer Briff, which largely means sticking to their defaults.

15:43 pmUTCpete says:I’ve tried having more than one active cheese, but it quickly gets resolved into one active cheese as I demolish the secondary cheeseI feel having a second active cheese does make you kind of reckless with the first active cheese. Why shouldn’t I have double cheese on toast? Stuffed crust? Doesn’t look that stuffed to me! I’ve got just the ticket!Also, apologies to Deathbulge that this has devolved into a conversation about cheese. But also, I think they’d be fine with it?

pete says:I’ve tried having more than one active cheese, but it quickly gets resolved into one active cheese as I demolish the secondary cheeseI feel having a second active cheese does make you kind of reckless with the first active cheese. Why shouldn’t I have double cheese on toast? Stuffed crust? Doesn’t look that stuffed to me! I’ve got just the ticket!Also, apologies to Deathbulge that this has devolved into a conversation about cheese. But also, I think they’d be fine with it?

I feel having a second active cheese does make you kind of reckless with the first active cheese. Why shouldn’t I have double cheese on toast? Stuffed crust? Doesn’t look that stuffed to me! I’ve got just the ticket!

Also, apologies to Deathbulge that this has devolved into a conversation about cheese. But also, I think they’d be fine with it?

15:44 pmUTCI didn’t get too into the mods, but I did find a wild patch that made casting haste (hype?) twice as effective, and abused the heck out of it.

I didn’t get too into the mods, but I did find a wild patch that made casting haste (hype?) twice as effective, and abused the heck out of it.

15:49 pmUTCpete says:On the turn-basedness of it, is it the kind where you need to spend an age optimising and pondering, or does it promote getting on with it? (I haven’t played, but do intend to)As someone who favours only stopping and tweaking loadouts when I start losing, I found it had really good momentum!

pete says:On the turn-basedness of it, is it the kind where you need to spend an age optimising and pondering, or does it promote getting on with it? (I haven’t played, but do intend to)As someone who favours only stopping and tweaking loadouts when I start losing, I found it had really good momentum!

15:50 pmUTCpete says:On the turn-basedness of it, is it the kind where you need to spend an age optimising and pondering, or does it promote getting on with it? (I haven’t played, but do intend to)In my experience, every fight is winnable unless your overall party level is too low. That still involves a bit of guesswork as you don’t see enemy levels before you fight them, but I’ve never felt railroaded into specific builds/tactics etc.

pete says:On the turn-basedness of it, is it the kind where you need to spend an age optimising and pondering, or does it promote getting on with it? (I haven’t played, but do intend to)In my experience, every fight is winnable unless your overall party level is too low. That still involves a bit of guesswork as you don’t see enemy levels before you fight them, but I’ve never felt railroaded into specific builds/tactics etc.

15:54 pmUTCYou are sort of railroaded into booting down doors though. There’s no option to not do that.

You are sort of railroaded into booting down doors though. There’s no option to not do that.

15:55 pmUTCYeah but why would you not.

Yeah but why would you not.

15:55 pmUTCYeah I can’t argue with that logic

Yeah I can’t argue with that logic

15:58 pmUTCI_have_no_nose_but_I_must_sneeze says:No mark against Deathbulge, which is a great band name, but I wish it also gave me the option to customise our band’s name to Sulky Monkey or Vikings in Drag or any of the other band names I’ll never use because of lacking musical talent.I would pay money to see Vikings in Drag to be fair. Do you guys have any cool band name ideas?

I_have_no_nose_but_I_must_sneeze says:No mark against Deathbulge, which is a great band name, but I wish it also gave me the option to customise our band’s name to Sulky Monkey or Vikings in Drag or any of the other band names I’ll never use because of lacking musical talent.I would pay money to see Vikings in Drag to be fair. Do you guys have any cool band name ideas?

15:58 pmUTCI_have_no_nose_but_I_must_sneeze says:No mark against Deathbulge, which is a great band name, but I wish it also gave me the option to customise our band’s name to Sulky Monkey or Vikings in Drag or any of the other band names I’ll never use because of lacking musical talent.I always wanted to start a psychedelic funk band called ‘superfly agaric’

I_have_no_nose_but_I_must_sneeze says:No mark against Deathbulge, which is a great band name, but I wish it also gave me the option to customise our band’s name to Sulky Monkey or Vikings in Drag or any of the other band names I’ll never use because of lacking musical talent.I always wanted to start a psychedelic funk band called ‘superfly agaric’

16:00 pmUTCBit niche, but how about a Buffy the Vampire Slayer tribute band called ‘Make it (Ethan) rain’

Bit niche, but how about a Buffy the Vampire Slayer tribute band called ‘Make it (Ethan) rain’

16:01 pmUTCI’ve probably said the phrase “That would make a good band name” hundreds of times in my life, and whenever the time comes to actually suggest a band name, I come up blank.

I’ve probably said the phrase “That would make a good band name” hundreds of times in my life, and whenever the time comes to actually suggest a band name, I come up blank.

16:01 pmUTCCome up Blank - there you go!

Come up Blank - there you go!

16:02 pmUTCS’alright.

S’alright.

16:04 pmUTCOur work then, is done gentlefolks. Immma head out now, thanks for having me! Keep those doors on solid hinges and eat all of the megacheeses.

Our work then, is done gentlefolks. Immma head out now, thanks for having me! Keep those doors on solid hinges and eat all of the megacheeses.

16:05 pmUTCMy new band name is ‘It’s Friday losers see you NEVER’ (thanks for showing up everyone, this was fun!)

My new band name is ‘It’s Friday losers see you NEVER’ (thanks for showing up everyone, this was fun!)

16:05 pmUTCIndeed, thanks all! Game Club will be going on a break while we figure out all the new ownership gubbins, but hopefully we’ll liveblog together again soon x

Indeed, thanks all! Game Club will be going on a break while we figure out all the new ownership gubbins, but hopefully we’ll liveblog together again soon x