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Faaast Penguin is that Super Mario 64 level where you race a penguin except now the penguin is 39 other playersCool, cool something

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Image credit:Historia Inc

Image credit:Historia Inc

Many cartoon penguins dressed in costume celebrate with a cheer.

I could have described the multiplayer racing gameFaaast Penguina lot of ways. It isFall Guysmeets SnowboardKids. It is Diddy Kong Racing but all the courses are water slides. It’s Cool Runnings but there are 40 penguins instead of four Jamaicans. Okay, that last one is a bit of a stretch. But basically, yes, this brightly coloured free-to-play knockout racer feels like that one Super Mario 64 level where yourace the big penguin down a slide, only this time there are a ton of other players trying to beat you to the secret shortcut. It’s coming out next week.

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You can play as a party of four, and there’s crossplay with other platforms. I make the comparison to mass obstacle course knockout game Fall Guys mostly because these cartoonish flightless birds seem to have the same dinky, enthusiastic glee to them. That, and you can dress up your penguin in a bunch of different costumes, plus unlock emotes, which I’m guessing is the way this free-to-play racer aims to make money.

It comes out September 19th. “New courses and costumes will be added each season,” say the developers, though it’s not clear how long those seasons will last. They also add one last proviso: “An Epic Games account is required to play the game.” An instant annoyance for some, I bet. But not a dealbreaker for me, I love penguins, and would never doanything to harm them.