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Call Of Duty 2024 revealed as Call Of Duty: Black Ops 6, “a dark new chapter"The number, Mason
The number, Mason
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Image credit:Microsoft
What do we know about Black Ops 6? Friend, right now I can tell you little other than that the logo art appears to feature a wolf wearing the Capitol building as a hat. Please let this not be my weary end-of-week projection. Please let this be evidence that Black Ops 6’s major antagonist (or protagonist?) is a wolf so vast it is obliged to clothe itself in major US landmarks. Perhaps it could wear the Pentagon as a diaper? Ho ho ho I slay myself. Please let this be evidence that Black Ops 6 is secretly aBayonettagame. Hitting a giga-wolf over the noggin with the Capitol building is absolutely a thing Bayonetta would do. You can keep your silly tactical nukes, Mason.
A dark new chapter of the Black Ops franchise begins. Call of Duty:#BlackOps6pic.twitter.com/db3lPR0ibI— Call of Duty (@CallofDuty)May 23, 2024
A dark new chapter of the Black Ops franchise begins. Call of Duty:#BlackOps6pic.twitter.com/db3lPR0ibI
2024’s Call Of Duty will geta proper reveal at Summer Games Fest, and is the subject of many a rumour. For example, the game will reportedly bethe first Call Of Duty to launch on Game Pass, which one former Microsoft employee has described asessentialif the subscription service is to do numbers of sufficient magnitude to offset Microsoft’s recent billion-dollar inhalation of Activision-Blizzard. It’s also rumoured to beset during the events of the first Gulf War.
Inasmuch as I have emotions about Call Of Duty these days, Black Ops is the aspect of the FPS juggernaut I have the greatest fondness for. It’s as basically batshit and half-cocked in its representation of war and history as the Modern Warfare series, but Black Ops at least has the courtesy to be openly batshit and half-cocked rather than making reference to authenticity and fidelity. A giga-wolf would fit in perfectly here, Activision. Make it so. Come on, it’s my birthday.