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Beff Jezos Simulator lets you indulge in the fantasy that billionaires actually do any workI love fantasy games
I love fantasy games
Image credit:JoyJutsu Games
Image credit:JoyJutsu Games
Also, coincidentally, all things you can doin the demoforBeff Jezos Simulator. Now, worksimulation gamesaren’t my absolute favourite. But, hey, I do love a good fantasy game. And what spellbinding vision of a farflung reality could be more fantastical than a game in which a billionaire actually does some work?
Beff Jezos Simulator - Gameplay Trailer!📦🚀Watch on YouTube
Beff Jezos Simulator - Gameplay Trailer!📦🚀
In this wonderful fantasy allegory - likeMetaphor: ReFantaziobut for people who, when they say ‘let them cook,’ are preparing to slurp a stew made entirely of boot - you can also perform these premium fantasy billionaire activities:
I’m not spotting anything about buying entire media outlets to gradually influence public opinion into thinking bald divorced men with all the basic empathy of a mouldy satsuma are actually extremely fuckable and cool, but I’m sure that’s in there somewhere too.
What would you do if you were a billionaire, reader? I would buy the world a copy of Beff Jezos Simulatoranda really lovely bottle to piss in. Wide rimmed. Sturdy. Leak-proof. The works.
